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Joke of the Day
"How does an astronaut cut his hair? Eclipse it."
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"My friend decided to get a tattoo of Pi on his face. It was an irrational decision."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing in her backyard? Neither did she."
"What if Fox News is just an 18 year long infomercial for teeth whitener?"
"If there is no complaining after a glass utensil is broken in your home... You can bet your ass it was broken by your mom."
"Girl i heared you like bad boys I don't like bragging but i am so bad that when my mom tells me i can eat only one cookie i eat two!"
"Titanic II: Jack Survives"
"People say I have a dry sense of humor. So when you hate everyone the word to describe that is dry now I guess."
"Apparently Mindy McCready shot herself. It's unusual for a woman to use a gun but... ...Guys Do It All The Time."
"What did the redneck girl say to her father? Get off of me dad, you're crushing my Pall Malls!"