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Joke of the Day

"my test required a number two, pencil i thought it was a pretty shitty requirement"

"My joke Did you hear about the procrastinator telling a joke. Answer. I,l tell you later."

"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"

"It won't be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It'll be me laughing at an inappropriate time."

"Textbooks The podiatry textbook used footnotes while the proctology textbook used endnotes."

"What's the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?"

"Oh, you used ""whom"" in casual conversation. Well, I didn't realize I was in the presence of William Fucking Shakespeare."

"at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed"

"What is the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it !"

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."