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Joke of the Day

"at my high school reunion everyone kept asking where my date was so I finally told them my dog ate him. no one laughed"

"only 10 to live Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"When my wife told me to stop imitating flamingos, I had to put my foot down"

"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"

"Playing that 'Y'ALL READY FOR THIS?' song on your iPhone, full blast while entering a public toilet stall, feels pretty good."

"I came across Jenny's number! 867-5309"

"On average, a single male has sex 89 times a year. Tomorrow is going to be really awesome for me!"

"What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water? Utter udder shudder."

"interview with donald trump interviewer:hey where did you get that money from? donald trump:i got it from my daddy"

"First hockey game at the leper colony There was a face off and a hand-pass"