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Joke of the Day

"What's the square root of 69? It's 8 something right?"

"As much as I disagree with Donald Trumps policies, we agree one one major and vital thing... We would both love to fuck his daughter."

"Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!"

"Why british wete at war with nazi germany? Because they couldnt afford another Aryans stealing their tea."

"Mrs. Bigger had a baby. Which one was bigger? The baby. It was a little Bigger."

"What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip."

"Whats would happens if you added Hillary Clinton and the USA and subtracted an A? I dont know but it would be Hillary Us."

"What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!"

"Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel. "

"What's black and white and red all over? A slaughtered penguin."