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Joke of the Day
"What does Mario use to talk to dead people? A Luigi Board"
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"If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights what happens?"
"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."
"Doctor Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out?"
"What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit? A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!"
"I laughed too hard at this. What has a bottom at the top? A leg"
"Torrential rainfall? Rising floodwaters?! No escape?!! Don't worry... I Noah guy."
"Why don't they let whales into strip clubs? They tend to humpback."
"It would be funny if, with everyone freaking out about global warming we ended up dying in a good old 60s throwback nuclear war with Russia."
"Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!"