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Joke of the Day

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."

"No matter how far you push the envelope it will still be stationery (I know how to spell stationary)"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream? A: Wet feet."

"If Osama Bin Laden really wanted to cripple America he'd attack Facebook"

"I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years."

"she had the eyes of an angel, the squawk of a bird, the wingspan of an albatross, the beak of an albatross i think this girl is an albatross"

"Sinbad isn't just a comedian's name - it's also an extremely short summary of The Bible"

"My girlfriend says I have compulsive lying disorder... ...she's right; I don't have a girlfriend."

"I got in touch with my inner self today. I'm never using cheap toilet paper again."

"What did the woman say while she was having a baby? ""This could use some salt."""