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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene"
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"*gets into trouble* Trouble: Wrong hole."
"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."
"ATM A man asks a trainer in the gym: ""I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?"" Trainer replies: ""Use the ATM"""
"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."
"Do you know what the 14th and 15th letters of the alphabet spell? No. _______________________ You are exactly right."
"Always respect a woman and never call her a bitch unless, you know, you're telling her to get you a sandwich."
"What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
"Why is it customary to drink 8 mojitos a day in Cuba? It's the Hemming way."