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Joke of the Day

"What's the last thing someone wants to hear while blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""

"Why was the Facebook post redundant? Because I already reddit"

"What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting? Octopied"

"What's blue, white and red? A cancerous child who fall down the stairs."

"Where do terrorists like to go for a drink? The Allahu Ak Bar"

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"Whats the difference between a pussy and a freezer? The Freezer dosen't fart when you take the meat out."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."

"There is one type of person in this world... The type who half understands statistics."

"Q: What do you call an 800 pound gorilla? A: Anything he wants to be called."