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Joke of the Day

"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."

"What do you call a Canadian rap group? Poutine Clan"

"We were on Family Feud once.... Yea, we fought the entire time."

"Burned my Hawaiian pizza... Should have put it on aloha temperature."

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side."

"BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable."

"What's also red and know if you're naughty or nice? My penis during my girlfriend's period"

"""I am un-punkable!"" - Justin Bieber, 2012. ""Mister Trump, I am a valuable asset to my team and shouldn't be fired."" - Justin Bieber, 2019."

"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door."

"What doe you call a banana's grandmother? Banana-nana"