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Joke of the Day
"*gets into trouble* Trouble: Wrong hole."
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"I just found out that my blood type is B negative. That's the worst one. My day is ruined."
"British Airways. Breakfast in London. Dinner in New York. Luggage in Tokyo."
"I went to a nudist casino... ...I lost my shirt at the poker tables."
"How do you know if someone is a vegan? They tell you."
"What do the Irish hate more than potatoes? No potatoes."
"A group of held hands can raise your spirits. It's seance!"
"Did you hear about the deadly fire at the ice cream parlour? Hundreds and thousands were lost"
"Is Pepsi ok? *I pull out my phone and send a text* *2 hours pass* *an out of breath Dikembe Mutumbo runs in wagging his finger* No it is not"
"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"