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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."

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"[opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement."
"Did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog"
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