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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the movie based on an Australian dystopian future society? Apparently it's a cross between Idiocracy and Mad Max....it's called Bogan's Run..."

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"I like my coffee like I like my women.... .....black and with a dick in it."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."
"What do u call a disadvantage for being east-indian Hindi-capped"
"I didn't know owls were religious Until someone told me they were a bird of pray"
"People are asking if capes are welcome at #ScienceMarch - yes - but please think of the aerodynamics if it happens to be windy!"
"Some people say I have no idea how to run a court room. I'll let you be the judge."
"[opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement."
"Did you hear the one about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog"