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"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Cremia River"
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"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."
"""If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours"" - Inventors of boomerangs"
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"How ""thoughts of suicide"" became an acceptable drug side effect: ""How do you feel?"" ""I kind of want to kill myself."" ""Ok."""
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