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Joke of the Day
"""If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it's yours"" - Inventors of boomerangs"
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"Please, if I ever offend you, it's because I meant to."
"[1st day in hell] Devil: Your damnation will be that you are a shoe model for all eternity. Me: That's it? D: *hands me orange Crocs*"
"One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove? A tampon."
"My mum told me to stop tickling my little brothers feet. Apparently I should wait until he is born."
"Last year I got so hammered on Good Friday I woke up in a cave three days later"
"Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse? He wanted a Trigger warning."
"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."
"What do vegan zombies eat? Grraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssss"
"Man died after crushing against a mirror Witnesses said: ""he saw it coming"""