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Joke of the Day
"You call them ""cuss words""... I call them ""sentence enhancers""."
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"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"
"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."
"A democrat, a libertarian and an idiot walk into a bar.. ""I'll have a beer please"", says the republican."
"I buy all my guns from a bloke called T-Rex.. He's a small arms dealer."
"What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""
"Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter."
"What do you call a berry with a sore throat? A raspberry!"
"What do girls and parking spaces have in common? All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled"
"A women asked her husband, ""What do bees eat?"" The husband replied ""Honey, how should I know?"""