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Joke of the Day

"After a flood of forged financial documents from a small eastern european country, an urgent warning was issued by banks worldwide CHECK CZECH CHEQUES"

"I decided to read War and Peace whilst walking over the Golden-Gate, I'd heard the abridged version was easier to finish."

"""I love it when you call me Big Papa."" -obese Dad who's comfortable in his own skin to his child"

"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home."

"Hey banks, enough with the ""Thank you for banking with us"". We only have like 3 options and you're all terrible."

"Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!"

"At what time does a dentist have the most business? Tooth-hurty"

"My friend just graduated from her ballet course in university. She got a (2:2)"

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Ha! Feminists can't change anything."