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Joke of the Day

"I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. This is my 12th dog."

"What do your mother and the ground have in common? They are always full of seed."

"linuxmint 13 or 15 question why does 13 have lts and not newer versions?"

"Sometimes I want to comment on a photo on Facebook but then I don't wanna have to explain why I'm in your Random Party Pics' album at 4am."

"What's Gatsby's favorite and least favorite superhero? Green Lantern and Deadpool."

"Snowmen don't 69, they 88."

"I could tell you a UDP joke... But you might not get it."

"My wife and I have lost 150 lbs combined!!! The search team are taking longer than expected to get her body back from the river though."

"What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sandwich."

"Two topics which should never be in the same sentence ""Zika"" ""Can I get a little head"""