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Joke of the Day
"Why did Daenerys cross the road? To be that much closer to crossing the ocean."
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"TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat. Woops, wrong sub."
"How do you know if your girlfriend is getting fat?? When she starts fitting in your wife's clothes!!"
"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"
"Come here you little vixen and let me take off your top. -me to my beer."
"If I come to your house and you say ""make yourself at home"", don't get mad when I take my pants off and drink your beer."
"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."
"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... .... then soviet."
"How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor."