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Joke of the Day
"Where was the male lion's favorite vacation spot? Maine"
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"What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen"
"""Whoa! It's really hot in here!"" ""Sorry, Should I leave?"""
"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"
"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."
"Wife: I lost my day planner. Me: Not in your briefcase? W: No. I looked EVERYWHERE. M: Well it looks like you've got a hidden agenda W:"
"What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."
"Wife: What's the Harlem shake? Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King?"
"How to decide whether to get A Black PS4 or a White PS4! Well it's really quite simple! It's what you prefer! The Black PS4s run faster however the White PS4s have a better future!"