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Joke of the Day
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... .... then soviet."
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"A joke finally containing original content Original content."
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"Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to ""instruction manuals"""
"Pot is a plant, that grows in the ground. If God didn't want it, It wouldn't be around. So all you f*ckers that don't get high, Shut the f*ck up and give it a try!"
"TIFU Now the disc is not playable."