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Joke of the Day
"*looks up pics of spiders on gloogle* nice nice *turns mature content filter OFF* NICE NICE"
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"Like my Uncle always told me, if at first you don't succeed... keep sucking until you do suck seed."
"Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !"
"I think my wife is going to bake me some pickle bread! She just got home with a big box and said she would surprise me tonight with her new dill dough."
"Q: Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor? A: Because she was in the non-friction section."
"Walking Talking Stephen Hawking"
"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."
"I have a Step-Ladder... I never knew my real ladder tho. :\"
"I received a text message from an unknown number ""I'm sorry. It's not your fault. I met someone else. Please don't call me anymore!"" ... Even other people's girlfriends are dumping me now"
"#rubbishjokes What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? The slowest swimmer."