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Joke of the Day

"TIL the excuse the US Marine used in May 1943 after accidentally friendly fire'ing a British U-boat. Woops, wrong sub."

"The twin towers is the best LOTR movie in the franchise"

"What do call the gas you get from eating cheese? Derriere"

"What is light and red? Pink"

"Whoa whoa whoa... I was stalking her first buddy..."

"My Thai girlfriend said to me that a tiny penis should't be a problem in a relationship. I still wish she didn't have one."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe occasionally tips"

"What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it? It chips."

"Two Gay Men Walk Into A Bar One sits down, the other says ""Can I push your stool in?"""

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink? Supreme Liter Coke."