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Joke of the Day
"Come here you little vixen and let me take off your top. -me to my beer."
Next Joke
"You know what they say, ""liquor before beer, you still have a problem but cute rhymes make it less clear."""
"How does a woman go about inventing something? She gives birth to a boy."
"Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation"
"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."
"So my teacher asked why I was failing my loud music class... I told him the subject just wasn't my forte"
"Good girls go to heaven . . . bad girls make you feel like your there ."
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me. *Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes* Well that sucked."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic and a dyslexic? You get someone who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question of whether or not there's a dog."