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Joke of the Day

"No one's laugh sounds like ""bwahahaha."" NO one."

"What do you call a psychoanalyst's underwear? A Freudian slip."

"Speaking of short term memory,"

"Have you ever ordered a honeymoon salad? Lettuce Alone."

"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"

"Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!"

"What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something."

"What did one mandarin say to the other mandarin? I don't know, I don't speak Mandarin."

"What's most jewish of all reptiles? The MOSESaur!"

"Robin and Batman Robin: Knock Knock Batman:Who's there? Robin:NOT YOUR PARENTS!"