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Joke of the Day
"Sex without love is like ice cream without sprinkles... still pretty fcuking awesome."
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"first day at school?"" Mother: ""Did you enjoy your first day at school?"" Girl: ""First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?"
"Guy says: Is this seat empty? Girl says: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"1st Date Me: Just warning you. I get freaky. Her: Oh yeah? How freaky.? Me:*thinking of using pizza rolls as a pizza topping* So freaky."
"Just so you know, I am not going to be RTing any more racist jokes. Racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."
"What do you call funny laboratory equipment? A comical flask."
"Her: Do I look fat? Him: Do I look stupid?..."
"What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro? Infidel Castro"
"A male feminist walks into a bar. . . Because it was set so low"
"What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself? A dino-sore"