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Joke of the Day
"[Request] Some computer jokes."
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"Pregnant Removed"
"A man contemplates if it's worth masturbating now so he can last longer in bed later. It will come in handy."
"I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer."
"I once bought an e. e. cummings poem collection.. It was the worst game of Mad Libs ever."
"Since I've been on my own, I no longer trust a whole gallon of milk... The problem is every time I bring it into my house, it doesn't get drunk. It gets wasted."
"What do you call poppies from eastern Africa? Ethiopium"
"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."
"Visitor: Wow you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them? Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot."