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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a wet spy? James Pond ( )"

"I visited my friend in his flat He told me to make myself at home. So I kicked him out. I hate having visitors"

"What is Jeffery Dahmer's favorite candy? Mentos."

"Thanks for explaining the word ""joke"" to me. I still don't know what it means."

"They say ""once you go black, you never go back,"" but.. If it's Hispanic, you know it's *gigantic!*"

"Do you know what happens when you don't pay your exorcist? You get repossessed."

"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"

"Whats the best time to go to the dentist? 4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse"

"I was pretty sure I've been dead and in hell for the past three hours until I was informed the air conditioner isn't working."

"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"