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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Fuck her."
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"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."
"Just cause you have 9 lives doesn't give you the right to show it off and run across a busy street....fucking cats."
"I owe a lot of money to a couple people you don't want to owe money to.... ... the winners of my fantasy football league"
"What sound does a dead cow make? BOOOOOOOOOO"
"Him: *down on one knee* Will you marry me? Me: Nah, I'm good, but... (puts up hand up to high five) thanks for asking!"
"How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck? with asparagus..."
"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"
"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time-consuming."
"They say 1 minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder sluts are so damn skinny."