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"What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can't believe someone would stoop so low."
"""Have you senor self in a mirror lately?"" -Mexicintervention"
"Me*taps wife's shoulder*Whatcha doin? wife:Meditating me*still tapping*Why? wife: It helps me relax me*still tapping* Is it working? wife:No"
"The Australian border patrol is so good... they even stop the good internet from reaching Australia."
"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."
"Dear posters of /r/jokes, can't you be a bit more original with your posts? My friends say they are tired of hearing the same jokes over and over again."
"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"I wish I was important enough for my nudes to get leaked."
"What is the greatest sport in the history of the Olympics? Discus(s). [I think this works better verbally...]"