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Joke of the Day

"I'm speechless Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""

"What do you call a fallen tree in a forest? Natural log. Sorry about the math joke."

"What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs? A couple of steps closer to their final destination."

"What is a dog covered in poo called? A SHIT-szu. I thought of this due to the fact that my Shitszu came inside covered in mud."

"You know, I heard listening to Queen has been scientifically proven to give people autism. Apparently because of the unusually high Mercury content."

"A priest comes into a bar. Wait, no it was a choirboy. So priest comes into a choirboy."

"Friend: Are you growing your hair out? Me: I have no idea. Honestly, I never thought I'd live this long"

"What do Africans want to be for Halloween? Not infected."

"All men are the same This phrase was invented by a Chinese woman who lost her husband in the crowd."

"Two Deer walk out of a gay bar... One Deer turns to the other and says ""I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there"""