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Joke of the Day

"I don't like doing the same things again so much that I can never be a serial killer."

"What do you call a fake shit? A sham poo"

"It used to be when people would tell me to go to hell, I'd say I don't believe in hell. But then I got married. So now I just say, ""Been there, done that."""

"I said to my classmate, ""You are at the top of the bell curve!"" He responded, ""I don't know what that means!"""

"Here's a bit of advice. Advi"

"Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel."

"This one is about a horse a horse steps in a puddle of mud"

"Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B."

"A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river... The brunette yells across, ""Help me get to the other side of the river!"" The blonde yells back, ""You *are* on the other side of the river!"""

"Just set my alarm for 6AM. This is going to be hilarious if it actually works."