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Joke of the Day
"What do you call poppies from eastern Africa? Ethiopium"
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"What did the vet say about the maimed donkey? Wow, that ass sure took a pounding"
"A fish is swimming down a river when it hits its head on a big wall of stone and says ""dam."""
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"Porn gives unrealistic expectations. The plumber took his usual 60 per hour, even though I sucked his cock."
"I'm done telling racist jokes because... Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal"