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Joke of the Day

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken came in a different box."

"Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."

"Breaking News: A Pillow Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news? ... It made headlines..."

"Recipe for homemade charcoal: 1. Put dinner in the oven. 2. Sit down to check one quick thing on the internet..."

"What did the leper tell the prostitute? [Keep the tip!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0PIdWdw15U)"

"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"what do you call a chav in a box? innit."

"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"

"Octopus 1-you up for tennis? Octopus 2- I cant my tennis elbows are actin up again Octo1-..we dont have elb Octo2- I DONT WANNA PLAY CARL"

"Have you heard the one about the Imaginary man? You haven't? Me neither!"