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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News: A Pillow Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news? ... It made headlines..."

"Incest People say that incest is a game for the whole family."

"Call me Christopher Columbus, Because I'm coming to get India."

"I've just discovered that I'm allergic to cats. Either that or I undercooked it."

"What to hear a joke about dementia? Pickles"

"You should never tease a fat girl with a lisp. She's probably thick and tired of it."

"Apparently, exercise improves your decision making. It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again."

"What is Bill Cosby's favorite hotel chain? Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out."

"what do you call it when 3 muppets have sex together? - Mena Menage a trois"

"What do you call a pig in a trailer? Pulled pork!"