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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a chav in a box? innit."

"Why did the phone keep walking into the wall? It lost its contacts."

"Q. How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Nobody knows, there's no light."

"I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks. Because rulers were made to be broken."

"""yer a magician, harry"" hagrid said to hary houdini when he graduted magic academy"

"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"

"My girlfriend was complaining that I never buy her flowers. I didn't even know she sold them."

"11 years ago, Greece won the Euro 2004 Today, they would be happy with 2004 Euro's."

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."

"Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust? The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker."