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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the one about the Imaginary man? You haven't? Me neither!"
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"How Do You Circumcise a Redneck? Kick his sister in the chin."
"Why don't women run fast?? cause they hate getting fat!! edit: It's physics. The faster an object moves, the heavier it gets."
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"I recently went to Israel The showers and trains didn't work."
"I bet you guys want to hear a joke about my penis. Nevermind, it's pretty long."
"I said to my wife, ""You look like a million pounds.""... I said to my wife, ""You look like a million pounds."" ""Don't you mean dollars?"" she replied. ""I know what I mean,"" I said."