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Joke of the Day
"What's long, green and smells like bacon? Kermit the Frog's finger."
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"My tablet burned me today after I installed Tinder on my Kindle Fire."
"Three tampons are walking down the street.. A light, a regular, and a super tampon are all walking down the street. Which one talks to you first? None. They are all stuck up bitches."
"I went to a restaurant that serves ""breakfast at any time""... So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -Stephen Wright"
"Doing United States puzzle with 7 when he tells me that ""Alabama should be called Mr. Sippi since it's next to Mrs. Sippi."""
"This morning I was in my car doing donuts in the parking lot at work Now I have glaze all over my balls."
"Opening a Christian gym called 'Jehovah's Fitness'"
"Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car."
"My friend got into the final of the Suit Olympics. He's worried he's gonna tie, but I told him not to worry if he wins or not."
"Why doesn't Jesus play basketball anymore? Because he got all crossed up..."