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Joke of the Day

"Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts? Inward"

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"Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films? He's not a star though he just does bit parts!"
"Women love a man that can cook, tell a lady you're interested in that youll cook anything their heart desires. And pray they say ""spaghetti"""
"Those leaf blower guys must be constantly looking for blow jobs."
"You know what's weird? I've never seen any femail boxes."
"Q: Did you hear about the robbery at the flower shop? A: It was a violet crime."
"What caused the civil war in Ethiopia? Too many Negus."
"Did you hear about the guy addicted to eating salt? Don't worry, he was cured."
"What do you call a Mexican that buys antiques in America? An American Spicker"
"Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ? Because she felt like killing time."