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Joke of the Day

"Gay Marriage Licenses So, 22 counties in Alabama are refusing to issue gay marriage licenses on the grounds that they believe in the traditional marriage of a man and his sister."

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"""Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons? It's just air!"" Exactly ""What?"" It's inflation ""I hate you"""
"What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned? A hibearnation."
"Hey guy in your car behind me, Your honking isn't going to make me type any faster."
"""Frosted Flakes aren't just good, GURLl! They're FABULOUS! (snap)"" - Antoine the Tiger, Tony's gay brother, auditioning for the role"
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer once. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly You can't jelly your cock in her ass"
"Black History Month Bake Sale Vanilla Cupcakes: $1 Colored Cupcakes: 3/5th of $1"
"Sometimes I just start counting and hope the person talking to me will go hide."