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Joke of the Day

"Recipe for homemade charcoal: 1. Put dinner in the oven. 2. Sit down to check one quick thing on the internet..."

"Somebody asked if I wanted some salt. I was like ""Naaaaa"""

"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""

"Doctor,doctor! A man goes to the doctor, concerned if he is becoming a thief. The doctor replies, ""well, have you taken anything for it?"""

"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."

"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."

"What did hitler say when the jews escaped aw shwitz!"

"Sequencing. What's the key to a good joke?"

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle? The polar bear!"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends...? Because he's married. ;_; (I'll see myself out)."