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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the boner of a necrophiliac? Mourning wood"
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"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you fukin' racist."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? The get to the other side"
"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."
"What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch? Matt."
"Women are the only people who can go out broke and come home drunk."
"I hate when my congressman emails me to ""take action"" on an issue. Dude, you're the one in congress, you do something."
"I've been invited to an avoidance. An avoidance? What's that? It's a dance for people who hate each other."
"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."
"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."