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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is a porn star. She's going to be so pissed off when she finds out."

"Me: You're going to disagree with this statement. Wife: No I'm not."

"Hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil."

"*takes a home pregnancy test* *finds out home is pregnant* *calls a carpenter to find out if it's gonna be a shed or a gazebo*"

"Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today. ""I'll do anything for 3 points"" he said when questioned."

"Sorting out Problems Remember, whenever you have a problem with someone, use hydrochloric acid. It's always a solution."

"What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever."

"Business was great last year. I made 6 figures. $2,784.93"

"I only eat free range chicken because I only eat food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered"

"Bet you didn't notice the the word the' has been said twice. "