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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you fukin' racist."
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"Ban pre-shredded cheese Make America grate again!"
"How do you say Constipated in German? Farfrompoopin"
"If breaking a mirror brings 7 years of bad luck, does breaking a lightbulb bring 7 years of bad ideas?"
"I saw a dog taking a dump and I totally thought of you."
"Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving Facebook notifications after a weekend of drinking that says ""you have been tagged in a photo"""
"At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of"
"Who was the roundest knight at the King Arthur's round table? Sir Cumference"
"Knock Knock. Who's There? Not Comcast."
"I used to dislike the idea of having a beard ... but it slowly grew on me."