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Joke of the Day
"In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris."
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"Whitney Houston's last hit was ... off a crack pipe."
"[job int] ""& what are your areas of weakness?"" [leans in so close my nose touches the interviewers] ""I don't like people touching my nose."""
"What do you call a short Mexican? A paragraph, because they're too short to be an es'e"
"The birth of my own children didn't bring me half the joy many of you seem to experience when you point out my misspellings."
"Just think if the kids that made Frosty the Snowman brought two carrots that day."
"how can you drop a raw egg onto concrete floor without cracking it? Anyway you want, a concrete floor is very hard to Crack!"
"When my son goes to a party I always tell him ""No drinking, no drugs and ALWAYS be the first person in a Human Centipede chain."""
"What's the difference between Santa Clause and a Pedophile? Nothing, they both like to unload their sacks while pleasuring children."
"Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers."