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Joke of the Day

"Timothy's mom has three children. The first one's name is April. The second one's name is June. What is the third child's name? Timothy."

"Did you hear about the pornstar that could cum in one second? His name was Juan Mississippi."

"I really hate when people get brie confused with similar cheeses. I camembert it."

"Instagram banned me for life cuz I kept commenting ""but are you happy?"" on everyone's pictures."

"What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? The pussy is the cute fuzzy thing and the cunt is what it's attached to."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!"

"Women think they are smart for faking orgasm Men fake whole relationships just to get sex."

"Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds."

"Why aren't lions cannibals? They can't swallow their pride."

"Dirty limerick... There was a girl from Peru Grammar to her was new She asked after the deed With her mouth full of seed Did I just blow or blew?"