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Joke of the Day

"What do you call the Italian slums? The spaghettos."

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"I was trying to have sex with my wife on Thanksgiving But she was too busy making dinner, Turkey shot down my jet"
"What do you call a French whore? Lahore."
"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."
"What do you call a confused Asian person? Disoriental."
"You guys want to hear a Milli Vanilli joke?"
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single, kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"
"How does a flight of steps check out a woman? It stares."
"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"
"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"