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Joke of the Day
"Why do priests wear underwear in the shower? They don't like to look down on the unemployed"
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"What do you call a crocodile in a band? A crocstar"
"What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album? The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me"
"What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws"
"[at work] ""Mornin, Margaret."" ""Mornin. You're late today."" [looks at watch] ""Not as late as your dead husband though, am I?"""
"Nice try, Team USA. Not bad for a country that only cares about soccer for two weeks every other year!"
"What do you call an electronic bowl? Ebowla"
"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"
"There is only one rule for when you're in Mexico Trust no Juan."
"My parents gave me a really cheap dictionary for my birthday yesterday. I couldn't find the words to thank them."