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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a confused Asian person? Disoriental."
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"what did the tricep say to the muscular receptionist bye, 'cep!"
"How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
"Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?....To get to the idiots house. Knock knock....Who's there.....The Chicken"
"A cowboy walks into a German car dealership and says ""Audi, pardner."""
"Going to start a band called The Subtweets. All songs will contain cryptic lyrics that incite paranoia in the crowd."
"Did you know that a famous DJ has a dirty fetish? Because there is an Armin van Buuren"
"What options does an abortionist have to get ashore? Row vs. Wade"
"Cashier: ""Look at all this candy! You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween"" Me: ""It's Halloween?"""