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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a French whore? Lahore."
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"Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me."
"[Doctor's Office] Seal: My flippers are sore. Killer Whale Doctor: Hmm interesting, swim a little closer into my jaws- I MEAN ONTO THE TABLE"
"Cashier: Bag or plastic sir Me: Neither (scoops up forty items under my shirt and walks out)"
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister... ...""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"How does a white lady fix a flat tire? She buys a new car."
"Siri, does this look infected?"
"What do they call number 17 in black jack ? The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't"
"You hear about the new radio talk/comedy show in the Middle East ... ? Isis in the Morning ? You should catch it sometime - it's a real blast !"
"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""