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Joke of the Day

"What's black, and breaks into houses? A wrecking ball"

"Why do redditors make such good fencers? They're used to dealing with ripostes."

"Weezer first to rustle jimmies? Say it aint so | ... (hint 1:06)"

"Negative Million Dollar Idea: devote a large portion of your 20s and 30s in pursuit of vague creative oriented career ambitions."

"I bet a lot of Seattle fans' wives had to order pizzas last night"

"Obama supporters will party all night, especially since most of them don't work..."

"Statistics say that the typical man has sex 92 times a year... I feel that December will be amazing"

"My dog keeps whimpering at her empty food bowl. So I put her in another room. I'm not sure what that bowl did to her, but it's obvious it upset her."

"There's a gang in my area... There's a gang in my area who recruit new members by threatening them with all kinds of horrible punishments if they don't join. But enough about the church..."

"Here's one for you 369"