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Joke of the Day
"How does a flight of steps check out a woman? It stares."
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"A black woman had 5 sons name Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.... How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names"
"Ladies, I don't understand this childish obsession with unicorns. The horn isn't there for shits and giggles. They spear and kill shit."
"Every time I see an obese family at a buffet, I throw a sack of marbles onto the table and have a live showing of Hungry Hungry Hippos."
"Some Christmas jokes A guy I helped at work told me these jokes. They're terrible. I love them. What goes HO HO HO thud? Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO? A Pimp taking inventory."
"Why was the church opposed to fire on torches? It was heat-on-a-stick."
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny! [ ](http://multivu.prnewswire.com/mnr/warnerbros/42096/images/42096-hi-Bugs_Bunny.jpg)"
"A hangover so good you crawl out of the bedroom naked and sleep for 6 more hours on the kitchen floor."
"If we get rid of all the margarine the world will be a butter place."
"Dyslexia cost me my job in IT Turns out my boss wanted me to unzip his 'files"